blog.
hi everybody! i am irelyn. i am fifteen.
my parents named me while high probably.
im super original.

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

do a california surfer who is also a pilot and there is a bear on the plane

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Okay.

Played — 13,574 times

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

eggrolli:

bachitaa:

onemancabaret:

wealwaysbreathe:

myfloralmind:

MY IGGY AZALEA DISS… Like I.G.G. BYYEEE

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

SMACK DOWN

SOMEONE SOURCE THIS PLEEEEEASE

U aint even salivating OMGGG

daaaamn gurl get it

Reblogged from junggler, Posted by sangwoo2.
sangwoo2:

Lupita Nyong’o for Dazed and Confused Magazine

sangwoo2:

Lupita Nyong’o for Dazed and Confused Magazine

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

"Heteronormativity isn’t just about the presumption that everyone is heterosexual. The expectation that boys woo girls feeds into your mind the expectation that relationships are necessary for fulfilment, and you are less than if you are not having particular kinds of sex with a particular, and a particular kind of, person at particular intervals. It’s about what Lauren Berlant calls the love plot, in which love is produced as a generic text enabling society to interpret your life as following certain conventions. It’s not about what you want, it’s about what you’re supposed to want. You’re not encouraged to think about what you want in relationships, if anything, so much as you are encouraged to fit a script. Heteronormativity messes things up for everyone, straight people included."

Tossing the script of desire | Zero at the Bone (via brute-reason)

Have I already reblogged this? Don’t know don’t care.

(via queercore)

this is everything

(via bustysaintclair)

Reblogged from getsby, Posted by fuckyeahqueenbeyonce.

“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”

“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”

(Source: fuckyeahqueenbeyonce)

(Source: aleriehightower)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly
Reblogged from hellofellowteens, Posted by cooldudebro.
cooldudebro:

i cant breathe

cooldudebro:

i cant breathe

Reblogged from hellofellowteens, Posted by arabellesicardi.

(Source: arabellesicardi)

shouldnt:

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

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